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[ Bai Shu as A Zhai ]
[ Cai Wen Jing as Xia Wa ]
♫ Come on ♫
[ Li Chuan as Ya Dang ]
♫ Just come together, I wanna perform romance ♫
♫ Don't get shy now, come and loudly sing with me ♫"My Girlfriend's Boyfriend"
[ Director - Deng Ke ]
Episode 3
Thank you for doing all this for me.
So the reason why you gave me this suit
is because you want me to be your waiter?
Yes.
Today is February 14th, 2017.
I, Ah Zhai, Aquarius, AB blood type
has just experienced life's biggest
curse!
Don't touch me.
Let me have some alone time.
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"It Does Not Matter"
♫ It doesn't matter ♫
♫ It's picture perfect ♫
♫ It doesn't matter ♫
♫ Don't get involved ♫
♫ Three people's atmosphere ♫
♫ It's a temporary beautiful moment ♫
♫ Letting you love me ♫
♫ Is to suffer ♫
♫ Right or wrong ♫
♫ Hurt comes suddenly ♫
♫ Yes or no ♫
♫ Rejection is so straightforward ♫
♫ Mismatch is a mismatch ♫
♫ Because I'm so lowly ♫
♫ Let go of myself ♫
♫ For not getting over them ♫
♫ Cold wind blows ♫
♫ I obviously love you ♫
♫ But I've achieved nothing ♫
♫ Who loves who ♫
♫ Who do I love? ♫
♫ Who can I rely on ♫
♫ This time to comfort me ♫
♫ My dreams have been crushed ♫
Stop!
How dare you do this in front of me? Even though I'm an otaku,
I also have dignity.
You...
You! Yes you!
- You can't kiss her - Why?
Because...
because...
because don't you like me? How can you kiss her?
Yeah that's right.
It's nothing.
You...follow me
It's nothing.
Hold on.
Teaming up to play around with me now?
Teaming up using female seduction to con me is that right?
Bullying me because I'm dumb, honest and full of cash right?
What love robot?
What's with locking in means that you're their master? Robots can lock in on robots.
You both planned this!
I spent all of my savings but in the end both of you end up together.
You both locked in on each other! You both had a candlelit dinner!
Beating around the bush for so long and here I am still single!
Do I owe you?!
Say something! Did you do this on purpose? She locked in on you.
What about me?!
You still have me.
What?
What would I want you for?! Chop wood?!
Robot my ass.
You're a robot that pisses people off! I'm telling you.
Just you wait, don't go anywhere. I'm going to find someone to take care of you!
You win!
Ya Dang, are you ready?
When are you going to come out and kiss me?
Wait a minute, Ah Zhai's not done talking to me.
You listen to everything I say right?
Yup.
Then good. Get out of my sight right now.
From now on, don't let me see you again.
This is
my order to you as a master.
You sure?
I'm sure. Absolutely!
It is absolute.
Okay.
You said to get out of your sight, but I don't know which places you'd go to.
So you should give me a specific location.
Just go to that small forest behind the university!
I definitely wouldn't go there!
Okay.
Ya Dang, where are you going?
Ah Zhai wants me to go to a place where he can't see me. He's my master, I need to follow his orders.
What?
Hey.
You stay where you are!
I don't care whether you guys came from the past or the future or whatever planet.
The point is I happen to have gotten into this mess.
Also, I spent all of my savings
and haven't got anything out of it.
Therefore I believe there's a need for me to clarify this
- whole story with you. - Yup.
Firstly...I bought Ya Dang.
He locked in on me and wants to be with me
- correct? - Yes.
But because I'm straight, I know for sure that it's impossible for that to happen!
Yes.
Similarly, I bought you as well. You should also like me
but why did you lock in on him?
Ah Zhai, your explanation isn't fully comprehensive.
You're right, we are merchandise.
But merchandise also have value and usable worth.
Just like how your dad bought you this house
with it being under your name
and so therefore this house's value is all yours.
However if you rent this house to other people
they will then have its usable worth.
Using this, you bought me
hence you own my worth,
but I locked in on Ya Dang
this means that Ya Dang owns my usable worth.
You can also think of it as you renting me to Ya Dang, right?
When she puts it that way, it actually makes sense.
What value? What usable worth?
Who would rent their girlfriend to someone else? It's not like it's a blow up doll.
Ah Zhai, you're a good person.
Don't do this. Don't refuse me so early.
Ah Zhai, robots like us have a strong sense of service.
As long as it's something given by you humans, we'd say we really like it.
But the person I've locked in on is Ya Dang.
I really can't like you anymore.
Also, the picture in my room is Pei Ni right?
Those pink laces and butterfly knots
are all what you want to give to Pei Ni, isn't that right?
A robot like me sleeping on a waterbed
makes me worry about having a leakage all the time.
Robots are most scared of water!
That's why Ah Zhai
it's impossible for us to be together.
Once robots lock in
it becomes an irreversible change.
♬ Until the world ends, ♬
♬ we will be together... ♬
Hello, when are you going to pay me back for those flight tickets?
Wang Fu Gui, I've got something to tell you.
Okay, tell me.
I have a friend.
He bought two Love Robots.
It's one of those robots that you can be in a relationship with.
The guy is called Ya Dang, and the girl is called Xia Wa.
In the end he accidentally made Ya Dang lock in on him,
and Xia Wa locked in on Ya Dang. But...
at the start he just wanted to buy a Xia Wa.
- And then?- He really liked Xia Wa,
but Xia Wa likes Ya Dang.
He got mad and made Xia Wa leave.
What do you think he should do?
Wait, are you watching a Japanese drama or a Korean one?
It's not a drama, it's real.
What does that mean? That was an interrogative sentence.
No but that counts as relationship problems right?
- Do you really think I should be the one that you ask?- That's true.
- We should talk about paying me back.- Yeah.
How come you're still not resting?
I'm waiting for Ya Dang. I'm worried that
he won't be able to come back if there's a power cut.
Power cut?
Our city has recently had many cases of theft and injuries.
Police warns citizens
to not leave the house on your own during late hours.
Stay alert, beware of unusual behaviour
be wary of your own safety.
What should we do? What if Ya Dang runs out of electricity
and gets kidnapped by those criminals? What are we going to do?
That's impossible! Judging by his size
he looks more like the kind to bully others instead.
What should we do? The rain is getting bigger.
Robots are most afraid of water, once water touches us
we'd have our circuits shortened and shut down.
What should we do??
He'll be fine.
I'll go if you don't go.
Are you crazy?! Xia Wa.
Didn't you say if you go out there you'd shorten your circuit? That's suicide!
Then what about Ya Dang?
Who cares about him? I only care about you.
Hey.
Look, if you go out that will be you.
You don't like him
then why did you buy him?
Ya Dang...
was an accidental purchase.
I bought the wrong one and regretted it.
And didn't want it.
To you that's no problem,
but if you've bought it then that's that.
Even if you don't like it, you still shouldn't abandon him.
You're so irresponsible.
In my heart
Ah Zhai was always someone who was really kind,
really loving, a very responsible person.
I'm really disappointed in you.
I will only be with Ya Dang.
I will go to wherever he is.
Hey.
Xia Wa.
You.
Hurry and go back inside.
I won't.
- I want to go find Ya Dang, I'm going to go to wherever he is. - Okay, okay.
You go inside, and I'll go find him okay?
- Really?- Really. I promise you. Quickly go back inside.
I'm counting on you.
Remember to close the door.
Ya Dang!
Come out!
Ya Dang, I won't tell you to leave again!
Hurry and come out, so we can go back home!
Quickly come back home with me. Don't disappear in front of me again okay?
Ya Dang!
Can you not disappear right in front of my eyes?
Ya Dang?
Can you not disappear again?
Who is it?
Guess.
Is this the legendary myth, blindfolded kill?
When human close their eyes
their senses are more pure, and easily open up their feelings.
You...let go...of...your hands!
You said to not appear in front of you.
If I let go of my hands I'd appear in front of you.
Okay whatever, I surrender. Come back home with me alright?
You're soaked. Are you crazy? Are you not afraid of shortened circuits? Do you not know to hide from the rain?
Hurry up and come home with me. If you shut down I don't know how I'm going to bring you back.
Let's go.
Wait, you hold it.
I'm...I'm saying it again.
If it wasn't because Xia Wa begged me, I wouldn't have come here. That's all.
Why are you so close to me? Leave some distance.
Even more.
Just like that, constantly keep a distance of 5 steps away from me.
I really don't know what else are you able to do besides acting all cool every day.
Look, can you not do this every day?
Stop yourself from being so flirtatious.
You think it's so good, but I find it really revolting.
Sorry, I can't control myself.
My internal settings are set to the boyfriend that locks in on his master
and then follow the programme to get along with him.
Hey, I'll tell you once more.
I'm not a girl!
Oh really? Then there's a problem.
What's so hard about that?
The programme has decided on my cognition, and that tells me that you are a girl.
I'll try my best to stop myself.
You were destined to be my misfortune!
Hey, Ya Dang.
It's not appropriate.
Ya Dang, is there anywhere that doesn't work?
Ya Dang are you okay?
I'm fine. My version is better than yours, my skin's waterproof abilities are also better.
Rain doesn't do much to me.
Ya Dang you're so great! I didn't know you're a better robot than me.
I thought you're the same as me where your circuit would shorten if you touch water, look.
Ya Dang, are there things about you that I don't know of?
You can let me know, so I won't worry about you next time.
The biggest difference between you and I, is that I have an emotion module.
The longer I spend with my master and understand his moods
I can improve and develop my personality.
It's the same as upgrading your system.
Then do I have that ability?
No you don't. You're the first version of the love robot.
Your personality was already set up previously.
All your reactions and moods are also set up by the system.
And you can't feel the mood of others.
Then Ya Dang...
would you not like me because of this?
Are you both filming a drama right now?
Are you not embarrassed?
What's so good about having an emotion module?
Xia Wa I like you the way you are.
You have principles, follow the rules, faithful and loyal.
You need to stay persistent.
I will persistently like Ya Dang.
Just pretend I didn't say anything.
Ah Zhai, I have a question to ask you.
How are the three of us going to
sleep tonight?
To be honest I want to...
Sleep with me.
You wish! Sleep in your basement!
Basement? You can't, there's nowhere to charge him there.
If you really can't
I can sleep with Ya Dang.
Don't you even think about that. Why can't you sleep with me?
I can't.
I'll sleep by myself.
The both of you talk it over.
Ya Dang you can't sleep in a basement, good night.
I have no problem.
I do!
It's okay, I'm going.
I'm going to sleep in the basement. Good night!
Ba Yi, let's go. We'll go sleep in the basement.
Good night.
Sit down.
Ba Yi, do you think I'm made of candle wax?
Why is it that I light myself on fire
and give light to others?
I bought two love robots.
I originally planned to live a life full of happiness.
But right now, we're both sleeping here.
My girlfriend likes someone else. I have to also let my enemy live here.
Why is it that my story doesn't follow the script?
Is it because I'm not sincere enough? Or is it because I have a face that
annoys the screenwriter?
Can you say something to support me?
Good boy.
♫ Locking you in was not my choice. Accompanying you was fate pushing me ♫
♫ Perhaps you are just a lonely person who needs friends ♫
♫ For you, I can do anything. If only your gaze isn't lonely anymore ♫
♫ Maybe I'll be remembered in your long life ♫
♫ The jokes we laughed at, the dreams we wished. As beautiful as the birds and rainbow ♫
♫ These many memories are ourLuckiest similarity ♫
♫ The glaring wind, the misunderstood pain.Isn't the reason why I left you ♫
♫ Believing that you still need me. Waiting for me to go through the misty fog to come back to you ♫
♫ I will do anything for you. If only your gaze isn't lonely anymore ♫
♫ Maybe I'll be remembered in your long life ♫
♫ The jokes we laughed at, the dreams we wished. As beautiful as the birds and rainbow ♫
♫ These many memories are ourLuckiest similarity ♫
♫ The glaring wind, the misunderstood pain. Isn't the reason why I left you ♫
♫ Believing that you still need me ♫
♫ The jokes we laughed at, the dreams we wished. As beautiful as the birds and rainbow ♫
♫ These many memories are ourLuckiest similarity ♫
♫ The glaring wind, the misunderstood pain. Isn't the reason why I left you ♫
♫ Believing that you still need me ♫
♫ Waiting for me to go through the misty fogto come back to you ♫